It’s Jared vs. The Noid

Welcome to Sub Sandwich Smackdown!

In one corner, you have long-time vet Subway and another you have feisty challenger Domino’s and their new oven-baked sandwiches, which they claim beat Subway’s in a two-to-one taste test.

Bunk to that, says Subway.

If fact, Subway sent Domino’s a cease-and-desist letter, ordering them to stop airing the ads, claiming they were deceptive.

Well, Domino’s president appeared in another ad which aired Wednesday night with the letter – and set fire to it, literally (I’m not making this up.)

Domino’s defends its attack ads on Subway, claiming they were reviewed by lawyers and the television networks before getting the green light to air.

So, who do you have in this fight? Jared, the guy who lost all that weight by eating Subway sandwiches and exercising? Or The Noid, the little runt who ruins pizzas before you eat them? (Moot point, given the pizzas are basically ruined before he jumps on them, since they taste like the cardboard they come in.)

All of this and more on the next episode of Sub Sandwich Smackdown! Right here on My Network TV.