Blackhawks are on the clock….

…to end this sorry season, and get the hell out of town, hopefully for good. (and take your sorry management with you.) ESPN’s Ultimate Standings ranked the Hawks dead last in the NHL. This is what yours truly posted on a Tribune blog:

Maybe the same people who keep going to Hawks games are the same ones who keep voting for Sanjaya on American Idol. Makes sense to me.

And while we’re at it, we can also assume they also voted for Illinois’ current Governor. That too makes sense.