Stephen Colbert to run for President

What you see above is not a typo. He is running for president. His character, that is. I think. And he is running only in South Carolina as a Democrat and a Republican. Maybe his running mate is Pat Paulsen. Or Scooby-Doo.

Man, yours truly wishes he lived in South Carolina so he could vote for Colbert. And no, that’s not a typo, either.