The best line of the day

From The Citizens Voice, a newspaper in the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton market on the “explosion” that “killed” WWE Chairman Vince McMahon Monday night just outside Wilkes-Barre, Pa.:

“Vince lives on,” [Wilkes-Barre Township Police Chief Robert Brozowski] said. “I wish him a speedy recovery. I’m sure he’s sitting in a nice hotel room in Trump Plaza laughing like a bastard.”

Judging by the article, Wilkes-Barre authorities weren’t too happy fielding questions about this…